without ruining the car.....

Iv'e tyed all sorts doing 60 in a 30 zone while overtaking on the hatchings, wheelspin......but l still do not have the confidence to do a handbrake turn.

Anyway what else can l do for fun?
When it comes down to it even if i'm the worlds safest driver my insurance is still sky high so why should l make my life boring?
Oh and i'm not a chav, l wo not mod my car and i'm going to uni to do auto engineering.....so its more of an intrest not a 'oh yeah i'm well hard blup blup' sort of thing.

Driving it would make me laugh.

fart

Ermmmm Is It Safe For You Too Be On The Road?

And For Youtr Question, Find A Big Field With Your Mates And Go Off Roading - Your Car Might Need A Bit Of A Clean After Tho :S

its people like you that do not deserve a driving licence. You may think l am going overboard but l do not care, people like you cause accidents that can ruin or destroy other people is lives. The rules of the road are there for a reason, not to dampen your fun!

You could spend money on it like u loved it!

Over-the-top expensive alloy wheels will surely have fellow cruisers gawking at the waste of cash involved.

From there u get a body kit, have it professionally fitted & sprayed.

Do not forget at least a kW of stereo, & a home-made much too wide exhaust pipe chrome fitting on the end of ur tail-pipe..

That would be the funniest thing..

(do not forget Burberry cap & Rebook Classic trainers)

That is why no-one buys 2nd hand Saxo is any more.

l used to take mine up to a private road that runs right round a reservoir there where no street lights so me and my drove round learning the the ''track'' then tried to do it with the lights off.no more saxo. but damn that was fun

Look for the opportunity to catch some air.

have sex in it





with a man haha lol! donught foot on the clutch hand brake on hard on brakes hard left or right accelerate pull of the clutch hand brake up if its rear wheeled drive you will turn !!!!!!!

Get a balloon, stick it up your arse and fart into it, blow up rest of balloon, invite your mum for a ride, and pop the balloon in the car.

Not only will the bang scare the her shitless, the stink is just an added bonus.

l did, and it was hilarious.

SET FIRE TO IT.

very chav like, do you have a burberry cap too

Sounds to me like you have a really warped sense of fun. So why do not you try base jumping without a parachute or bungee jumping without the bungee. l am sure that you will get great enjoyment from either of these.

Leave the keys in & the door open & see how many weeks it is before someone takes it

inless ur question is meant as a joke, u really do sound like a grade A - W4nker bragging about doing 60 in a 30 is not big & not clever. l know because once upon a time l was cought doing exactly that & yep the resulting points an fine certianly didnt make me laugh or in fact do me any favours for the following years trying to get insurance.

i think u need a major reality check before u r let out on the roads again!! If u want to develop ur driving skills book yourself a track day- u might learn somthing more useful than how to handbreak turn.

personally the funniest thing l could think of doing with ur saxo is CUBE the piece of crap

Sell it!

drive it

Tell some Steve Wright jokes, that would be hilarious!

cut the wire to the handbrake and get someone else to drive the car whilst ur in the passenger seat.whilst they're driving pull the handbrake up! soooo funny...works every time.