there must be something, or at least a car more embarassing than mine!?

Take it to a car crusher. Drive it in and press the ''on'' button.

Ship it to the Artic.

At least you do not own a Reliant Robin

SELL IT!!

you dont, and l cant think of any.

blow it up. everyone will think thats cool.

1 Take 6 inches from the roof-line
2 Replace the engine with a V8
3 Replace the stereo with a boom box
4 Big bore exhaust
5 Bordello upholstery
6 Rubber bands on 19 inch wagon wheels

or.buy a refrigeration unit for your garage

Put it in a fridge

first hit it with a hammer
then take it to a dump
go to the the car smasher
drive it up to the smasher
and press the button
then walk to a ford dealership and get a good car